She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
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I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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