don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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