omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
this hospital has no fireball
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize