remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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