i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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