is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Fuck appropriateness.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
