I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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