I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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