Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Can I color on your dick again?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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