The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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