i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I love having hate sex.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
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He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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