Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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