shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i dont even know how to be here
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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