Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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