im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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