someone threw a dead crab at me
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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