Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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