Don't you send me to vm
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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