I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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