I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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