I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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