so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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