it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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