hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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