I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
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He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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