Fuck appropriateness.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
