I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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