Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
No subtext here. People are naked.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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