It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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