Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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