my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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