do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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