me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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