We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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