I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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