she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Randomize
