So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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