It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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