I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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