Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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