Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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