Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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