I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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