Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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