If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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