would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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