hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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