What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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