She announced her abortion via fbk
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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