I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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