I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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