I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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